The next hour was filled with consecutive looks of contempt and disgust from both Logan and Jared and some intervals of a pencil being loudly scratched on Logan's evil notebook plan. Every few minuets Logan would put his pencil down and reread what he wrote, when he realized how sly he was he would put on his best model face and flip his head from right to left, as if everyone was looking at and clapping for him. Jared was getting angrier every second and was sick and tired of Logan's modeling, so Jared took out his cell phone and snapped a picture of Logan, which was promptly faxed to his portable fax machine sitting in the dashboard. Jared pulled out the paper wadded it into a ball and then threw it at Logan when he wasn't looking. Logan glarred at Jared, but Jared just kept driving.
Soon they pulled into the hospital and didn't even bother to rush Mikayla into the ER, they figured if something was really wrong by now the damage was already done. Shaylie just looked at Logan and shrugged and then was inclined to use the fireman carry on Mikayla since she had just taken a class on it and was one of the best.
Inside the ER there were people everywhere, the nurses started wheeling Mikayla away on a wheelie bed so the group followed along. Shaylie looked at Logan now and said "so where do you get off." Logan smiled sweetly and patted Shaylie's head. "No, seriously" she said "first of all, you look like that guy who held up the bank with a paint ball gun, and secondly you smell of Nash clam sauce." Logan looked insulted "Fine... You can have my autograph if you want it!" Shaylie sighed pulling out a picture of her self, signing it and then handing it to Logan, who was obviously enthralled. "IS THIS A PICTURE OF YOU- WITH YOUR SIGNATURE ON IT!" Shaylie gave him a dumb look "yes..." She told him, with a tone in her voice that matched the look on her face.
Logan didn't have time to answer because just then the nurse walked up. " hello..." she stopped to look at the piece of paper she was holding. "Low- um... LowGau... Low GAIN." Logan snatched the paper she was holding out of her hand and saw that his name was printed on the bill "$ 10,349" it read, "Insurance not applicable."Logan Grimaced "WWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAATTTT?! I'm not paying this!" he started shaking his fist in the nurses general direction but realized how attractive she was. "I mean-" he started and pulled out his check book "I wouldn't pay this if I couldn't, but since I'm about to make millions, possibly billions!! Why not?" The nurse raised one eyebrow- and began saying something that he didn't hear "uhoh" Logan thought I better move quickly before she thinks I'm lying... "How's about a DATe?" Logan butted in, as the Nurse tried to finish what she was saying. "A date!" Logan continued anyway. The nurse had started to slowly walk away at this point and Logan moved forward at the same rate. "Do you like food, TOO?" The nurse turned around and sprinted, and Jared and Shaylie stood and watched Logan as he ran after her.
"Well that gets rid of that Wacko." Jared mumbled under his breath. Shaylie just shrugged. We should probably go check on Mikayla." Jared nodded "True that" he said.
Mikayla was hooked up to a number of different tubes and machines. The doctor walked over and shook their hands. "My name is Doctor Jefferies." he explained "but you can just call me Abrahm." They all smiled at each other. "So how is she Doctor Jefferies- er- Abrahm." Doctor Jefferies began to explain. "well, according to my calculations of the impact of gravity on the outer layers of the dermis and epidermis I would say that nerve endings stratum stiolum around her gastro vascular cavity are partially numbed." Jared and Shaylie just stared. Abrahm began to laugh hysterically and so did all of the other nurses in the room. Tears of laughter poured down Abrahm's face. He tried to control his laugher as he explained "oh sorry" he said "medical joke..." Jared stared, weirded out. "ok... " he said slowly, "so how is she?" Abrahm's tears stopped and he wiped the remainders away "oh, ya- she's fine." The doctor went back over to Mikayla's bedside and nodded his head. "I'd say she will be out in about two or three hours." Shaylie and Jared sighed and sat down to wait.
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3 comments:
hey, why am i always the bad/weird guy? :)
She's just trying to make it sound realistic, because it does sound like you. :)
sorry Logan. I just needed an evil character,but you can choose an evil sidekick or write a story about me.
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